Pigs in the Toilet
(And Other Discoveries on the
Road from Tokyo to Paris)
A serialized travelogue
WELCOME TO PIGS IN THE TOILET!
News and Updates PART 70 I head back to the States, and Charlotte stays in France. How does it all end? The book is available at Amazon and Powell’s, among others. Check it out, and feel free to spread the word. After six months, eleven countries, and a multitude of memories, Charlotte and I say goodbye for real. But it’s only temporary. We hope. Explore the options in Part 68. Meet the (foreign) parents in Part 67. Reality looms in Part 66. We rehearse "the end" in Part 65. Bureaucracy foils a family reunion in Part 64. Pot meets kettle in Part 63. ______________________________________________________________________________________________________ Take lessons in love from modern Neanderthal in Part 61. Join our hunt for Eden ... using only public buses and a Lonely Planet in Part 60.
Find out in Part 70.
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Posted by jv on November 16, 2007
ENCOUNTERS WITH THE MIDDLE EAST
Before I post Part 70 -- the final installment -- I wanted to exploit everyone's captive eyeballs and plug a new book that I’m a part of: Encounters With the Middle East.
The book is published by the good folks at Travelers Tales, and features musings on the Middle East by prominent writers such as Rolf Potts, Jeff Greenwald, Bruce Feiler, Tim Mackintosh-Smith, and ... yours truly. My piece, "Kidnapped by Syrian" Hospitality, was not originally published as part of Pigs in the Toilet, so you’ll have to buy the book in order to read it (though you can find a slightly different version on the Web).
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Posted by jv on November 14, 2007
PART 69
Take one last spin around Paris in Part 69.
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Posted by jv on November 13, 2007
PART 68
French girls might get what they want ... but what exactly is that? There’s not much time left for me to find out.
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Posted by jv on November 9, 2007
PART 67
After nearly six months on the road, battling everything from illness to conniving bus drivers, I confront my "real" worst fear: The French. Specifically, Charlotte’s friends and family.
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Posted by jv on November 6, 2007
PART 66
Some time alone with my brother turns my thoughts toward home. And not necessarily in a good way.
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Posted by jv on November 2, 2007
PART 65
Charlotte’s trip comes to an end in Prague, as she heads home to help organize her friend’s wedding. I stay behind ... just for one more day with Curtis.
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Posted by jv on October 30, 2007
PART 64
Curtis arrives in Budapest, and we start making plans for Ukraine. First stop: The Embassy, where we learn that the Ukrainians don’t want us quite as bad as we want them.
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Posted by jv on October 23, 2007
PART 63
We plunge into Europe with five months of experience under our belts, and I can’t help but pity all the young, naive backpackers. But after one spectacular blunder, I’m sure they can’t stop laughing at me.
Posted by jv on October 19, 2007
PART 62
Some people enjoy long train trips. Those people are crazy.
Take a slow ride from Istanbul to insanity (and bitch-slap Paul Theroux along the way) in Part 62. ______________________________________________________________________________________________________
Posted by jv on October 16, 2007
PART 61
A few days in the caves of Cappadocia turns me into a troglodyte of sorts. Then I almost grunt my way out of a relationship.
Posted by jv on October 12, 2007
PART 60
In search of a hideaway from the crowds, we find only tourists. And that’s just when we look in the mirror.
Posted by jv on October 9, 2007
PART 59
We plunge into Turkey thinking exoticism, archaeology and Indiana Jones. We settle for one out of three.
Discover an ancient city inhabited by 20,000 tourists in Part 59. ______________________________________________________________________________________________________
Posted by jv on October 5, 2007
PART 58
We arrive in Istanbul exhausted, confused, and without a guidebook. One bus ride later, we're also lost -- comically so.
We get red-faced in the red-light district in Part 58. ______________________________________________________________________________________________________
Posted by jv on October 2, 2007
PART 57
We spend the afternoon wandering around Dubai, trying to catch a glimpse of the city's soul. After fruitless hours of pounding the pavement, we finally find what we're looking for ... in a small restaurant in the Gold Souq.
Meet Mahmood in Part 57. ______________________________________________________________________________________________________
Posted by jv on September 28, 2007
PART 56
En route to Turkey, we make a brief detour in Dubai. I'm thinking seedy souqs and gilded mosques. Instead, we find air-conditioned shopping malls.
Glimpse a place that almost makes Vegas look authentic in Part 56. ______________________________________________________________________________________________________
Posted by jv on September 25, 2007